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EmmaRoydes - August 7, 2014, 8:27 am
or if you don't fancy abortion, then I shall label you a Christian.
EmmaRoydes - August 7, 2014, 8:26 am
That goes along with the liberal claim that if you don't buy the Global Warming nonsense, then I shall label you a religious zealot.
Zeitguy - August 6, 2014, 9:36 am
Translation: if you are not a neoconservative than I shall label you a wingnut.


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RonaldReagan - June 4, 2015, 7:04 pm
Comparing African Americans to cats? Racist


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rebeccaolsen - June 11, 2015, 2:24 am
Take care Quinn. :)
mittromney - June 11, 2015, 2:20 am
/..LMAO..Thank you for the heads up. I will make a mental note.hAha/ My name is Quinn. The Mitt sh** is clowning around./Catch you later =o)
rebeccaolsen - June 11, 2015, 2:09 am
:) jobber (definition)* The act of losing is called jobbing and a frequent loser is referred to as a jobber. *A professional wrestler who frequently and deliberately loses matches. www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jobber&defid=1996325
rebeccaolsen - June 11, 2015, 2:05 am
Dont let him confuse you with the tag team wrestling diss..um,Mitt? He's our resident conspiracy theorist,and for the purpose of his fan fiction some of us are his personal World Wrestling Federation.It's quite fun,actually.He volunteered to be our jobber
rebeccaolsen - June 11, 2015, 1:55 am
Speaking of “impressed”, with your new "dead tree” verbal tic you finally found a replacement for “attack dogs.” You’re evolving, hun. I’m impressed. Yourcallingcard FTL :)
mittromney - June 11, 2015, 1:29 am
/did I call that or what?/since all you really ever do is talk to yourself, both figuratively and literally, that's great advice - hopefully you will follow it and do everyone else that favor./#dontconfuseyourmidgetpony forahighhorsefailtroll
mittromney - June 11, 2015, 1:14 am
/0oooooo? didn't ask you for your I.Q./
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 11, 2015, 12:24 am
I'm not interested in listening to another troll, so just do everyone a favor and crawl back under your rock
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 11, 2015, 12:22 am
Ooooooo, tag team trolling. I'm impressed that they found another dead tree. From what I've seen, all you do is attack everyone on this site
mittromney - June 10, 2015, 5:20 pm
/if I ever need my unintentional comedy fix, I always know where to come./
mittromney - June 10, 2015, 5:19 pm
/break out the bread, here comes the baloney.YOU are not a useful contributor and ALL YOU DO is troll others who disagree with you.it is common knowledge you live for it,and your crybaby rants on AGW are infamous in their immaturity. Hi Pot, meet kettle./
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 9, 2015, 8:51 am
Does that mean that you are going to stop trolling me and be a useful contributor to this site? Nah, I didn't think so.
guest818 - June 9, 2015, 2:31 am
Here, take the whole bag of peanuts. Our game is over. ^_^ Thank you for playing.
guest818 - June 9, 2015, 2:29 am
Good. Now you know what it feels like for everyone else to have to listen to you, and your conspiracy theories about your alleged persecution by "liberul 'Murica." Monkeys in glass houses shouldn’t fling poo, you are only getting yourself dirty, Bubbles.
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 9, 2015, 2:03 am
I knew you couldn't come up with anything new. Talk about bubbleheads! hahahahaha - maybe you are one of the dead trees after all.
guest818 - June 9, 2015, 1:17 am
Atta boy. Thank you for that ^.^ I knew I could get you to change your mind, and your narrative. Noted. Here’s your peanut, Bubbles.
rebeccaolsen - June 8, 2015, 7:13 pm
4.When u are wrong,u never admit it.Why would u start now?At least us libs here can commit to something,you play the fence sitting game so that no one can question you.You just get contrary on instinct(you state nothing,so u can defend anything=No spine)
rebeccaolsen - June 8, 2015, 6:55 pm
3.You accuse anyone who disagrees with u,or votes down your posters,as “a liberal”#76548.But it should be clear by now, and Jig's politifakes,that Guest818 is not a liberal.Not everyone who disagrees w/u must be part of some liberal conspiracy against you
rebeccaolsen - June 8, 2015, 6:49 pm
2.Also, you allege here #76528 that the government is paying off scientists to falsify data on AGW. It is true there is hype on both sides of the aisle. But there is not a government conspiracy to falsify accepted science.
rebeccaolsen - June 8, 2015, 6:49 pm
1. Well, hun, on your “conspiracy theories”- I see at least 2 posts in under a minute. One on a Jade 15 conspiracy theory meme where you offered this defense of O’s alleged govt takeover of Texas-#76173"So you dont think the military is part of the govt?"
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 8, 2015, 5:46 pm
and who the heck is Mr. M and what does he have to do with a.dilcdn.com? You should probably get out of the sun for a while.
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 8, 2015, 5:44 pm
Conspiracy theories? hahahaha, when have I pushed a conspiracy theory? Hallucinate much? You really are a hoot.
guest818 - June 8, 2015, 3:12 pm
Your conspiracy theories are getting worse. There is nothing wrong with this site. Mr.M runs a great network...Btw, you wouldn't have been able to type your comment if you didn't, at least, click on a few links on this site...fool ^_^ No peanut this time
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 8, 2015, 1:49 pm
Sorry, but I'm not foolish enough to click on links on this site. Especially links provided by you.
guest818 - June 8, 2015, 11:14 am
Here ya go, "Republian."(#76786): http://a.dilcdn.com/bl/wp-content/uploads/sites/8/2013/08/iStock_000002559582XSmall.jpg
guest818 - June 8, 2015, 11:12 am
sounds like your bu.tton was pushed again.
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 8, 2015, 7:47 am
Isn't it time you come up with a new line? You sound like a broken record
crankyhead - June 7, 2015, 4:22 pm
OTC, your inability to understand the science, does not invalidate the science. What it does validate, however, is your inability (unwillingness?) to expand your understanding of the planet you live on (bubble you live in?).
guest818 - June 6, 2015, 8:04 pm
Right on cue.(#76881) Here's another peanut, "Republian."(#76786) ^_^
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 6, 2015, 7:30 pm
Notice how I put it in a way that you would think was proper? hahahahahahaha. Learn english cabana boy
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 6, 2015, 7:29 pm
Maybe once you learn proper english, you may be a proper debate opponent. In the meantime, just keep doing what you are doing. I'm really having a blast watching you show your lack of debate skills. Say,b***ercup, did think i runned away? bwahahahahaha
rebeccaolsen - June 6, 2015, 2:47 pm
www.sherv.net/cm/emo/laughing/laughter.gif
guest818 - June 6, 2015, 2:40 pm
So, there's no confusion, Bubbles...Please, Stay. I'm having a blast here ^.^ I wouldn't want to lose my new favorite toy: http://i.imgur.com/A52hgLi.jpg Instant fun, with one push of your b.utton.
guest818 - June 6, 2015, 2:35 pm
And don't worry, Bubbles. Haven't forgotten about you.Don't read too much into things - I just know how to get you to shut up in an argument when i want to, and respond again when we need your services. Case in point: your peanut, for #76875,#76876#76877.
rebeccaolsen - June 6, 2015, 2:28 pm
I saw that. :) You even got him to indirectly respond to me again, after his promises to "avoid me"(#76501); not that he was really sticking to it anyways, in the spirit of that. But impressive trick nevertheless!! :D REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY 'AGAIN' FTMFW
guest818 - June 6, 2015, 2:17 pm
See, Rebecca? Told you I could get him to come back.#76872 ^.^ Viola! Your lolcow. Like I said, "clockwork."
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 6, 2015, 12:30 pm
Of course, you probably think that's normal spelling and word usage. You are, after all, a liberal.
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 6, 2015, 12:29 pm
you be sum skrewed up idjits iffin ewe think ahm gunna go way. That better for you? I can also change it to 3rd grade to make it closer to how you comment if you have problems with either of the two above.
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 6, 2015, 12:27 pm
If you think your ignorance is going to drive me away or shut me up, you might as well formulate some other plan. I'm sorry, were those words too big for you? Let me rephrase where you will understand.
rebeccaolsen - June 6, 2015, 10:09 am
:)
guest818 - June 6, 2015, 10:06 am
Don’t worry - Im sure this isn’t the last we’ve seen of Bubbles. He's like clockwork. Plus, I still have a whole bag of peanuts left.
rebeccaolsen - June 6, 2015, 10:03 am
I just hope you didn’t break our lolcow :(
guest818 - June 6, 2015, 10:01 am
In a manner of speaking. But, Yes. Same ballpark.
rebeccaolsen - June 6, 2015, 9:57 am
Reverse Psychology FTW :)
guest818 - June 6, 2015, 9:50 am
I know, thanks. ^_^ I figured that would do the trick. Here, and yesterday morning. Classic human psychology. Never fails.
rebeccaolsen - June 6, 2015, 2:54 am
Looks like you finally found the off bu.tton. Good job :)
fauxnews - June 4, 2015, 6:20 pm
:eating popcorn, enjoying the show:
guest818 - June 4, 2015, 5:39 pm
^_^
guest818 - June 4, 2015, 5:39 pm
you are actually drawing attention to them. they have become massive chinks in your tin foil armor. you should have never made your armor out of your precious tinfoil, you should’ve saved it to protect your paranoia and your idiot conspiracy theories
guest818 - June 4, 2015, 5:38 pm
You lean heavily on the sarcasm and the manipulative debate tricks not realizing that manipulation and sarcasm signifies weakness. When you think you are one-upping the competition by dishonestly shielding yourself and your b.uttons,
guest818 - June 4, 2015, 5:38 pm
even though you dont really stick to it, your own words.In my case, you’ve hardly “avoided me” so I must be one of the smart ones in your book.You can not have it both ways.And therein lies your problem:you can not both take the high road and the low road
guest818 - June 4, 2015, 5:38 pm
you said, "some on this site have the IQ of a dead tree in the middle of a desert. Those are the people I avoid.” you were clear on that, and even made sure everyone knew you were aiming that at rebecca -
guest818 - June 4, 2015, 5:38 pm
but to address your "point" - it would be nice if you believed that. you don't. despite your insecure pride, which has got your tongue, even you know you are wrong. and I can prove it too. You actually hold me in very high regard, and my intellect ^_^
guest818 - June 4, 2015, 5:37 pm
yes, I know you are obsessed with fauxnews. I think everyone can see that. you insecurely use me to respond indirectly to him, and to rebecca as well. I know you are not obsessed with her, so don't read into that. you just live in fear of rebecca. ^.^
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 4, 2015, 5:19 pm
Guest: Here's how it is discussing anything with you or fauxnews. (I figure you would play the part of Rachel Penney) http://www.opposingviews.com/i/social/facebook-argument-over-faulty-math-goes-viral
rebeccaolsen - June 4, 2015, 3:15 pm
OMG. You were right. SO CUTE! :D Great trick. Make him do it again! please, please? :)
guest818 - June 4, 2015, 2:53 pm
See Rebecca? Told you he wouldn't let us down. Right on schedule.......Atta boy, Bubbles. another peanut.
guest818 - June 4, 2015, 2:51 pm
it is obvious it pushed your b.uttons when I poked fun at Freasy, hence your insecure reaction.the same odd psychology accounts for your proclivity to answer on behalf of OTC, for whatever odd reason.I will consider the source on this, "republian" ^_^
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 4, 2015, 2:31 pm
and where did I use embaressing? you are totally confused now. Must be because someone pressed your but.tons so hard that your head exploded.
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 4, 2015, 2:29 pm
ah, so it's ok for you to justify bad english? Gotcha
guest818 - June 4, 2015, 2:14 pm
but thank you for looking out for me, Bubbles. I promised Michael I would take good care of you, if anything happened to him. you can thank me later, monkey. here, another peanut ^_^
guest818 - June 4, 2015, 2:10 pm
I meant it the way it was written.Im safely within the bounds of the slang from where I originate,thank you^.^ plenty sure there's nowhere in the world where you could get away with the spelling "embaressing",especially when critiquing another's intellect
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 4, 2015, 1:32 pm
I think you meant is being run so much better, not ran.
rebeccaolsen - June 4, 2015, 10:11 am
:)
guest818 - June 4, 2015, 10:07 am
originally I was just going to say hi to a friend and comment on his poster, then take off. But now I think I might stick around. ^_^ the site is being ran so much better now than it was WAY back in the day. I will be sure to pop in now and again. thanks
rebeccaolsen - June 4, 2015, 10:02 am
ok. got the memo.lol BTW. welcome to the site (or welcome back?) hopefully you won't be a stranger doll :)
guest818 - June 4, 2015, 9:57 am
just give it some time. I'm sure he will. but he kind of had a rough day yesterday. as you can see, he's still disoriented #76780. go easy on him.
rebeccaolsen - June 4, 2015, 9:54 am
I saw that :) I once tried to get my dog to talk on command too. never could get him to do more than eat the treat.lol Anyways, I like it when you get "your pet" to mimic you... DO IT AGAIN! so cute! :D
guest818 - June 4, 2015, 9:51 am
well, olsen - he asked me for a tissue the other day. maybe he's going for the pity route now, he plays the victim in almost all of this ^.^ at least, he makes a good pet. you should see the latest trick I've taught my monkey. working on a few others
rebeccaolsen - June 4, 2015, 9:40 am
Aren't you supposed to are "ignoring" me, hun? (#76501) :) That's okay. Play stupid. The shoe fits.
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 4, 2015, 9:23 am
??
rebeccaolsen - June 4, 2015, 1:07 am
guest818 FTW :) But that's almost unfair.I'd say Benjamin Bu'tton made it too easy on 818,but it seems like Ben's strategy WAS to lose on purpose. Guess losing is the new winning for Republicans? Must be their way of preparing for Hillary's inevitable win
guest818 - June 3, 2015, 11:33 pm
that's a good monkey. when you've been owned, you obey your owner - you do as I say, and say as I do. good girl.
guest818 - June 3, 2015, 11:22 pm
was wondering when you would finally ask ^_^
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 3, 2015, 8:58 pm
tissue?
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 3, 2015, 8:58 pm
gah, it looks like your b***on has been pushed so much, it's stuck. my bad. Are you in grade 3 or something? :repeat what I say, or this post, to confirm for everyone please ^_^. Sorry, but your but.tons were just begging to be pushed again and again.
guest818 - June 3, 2015, 7:28 pm
^_^
guest818 - June 3, 2015, 7:28 pm
gah, it looks like your b***on has been pushed so much, it's stuck. my bad. Are you in grade 3 or something? :repeat what I say, or this post, to confirm for everyone please
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 3, 2015, 7:05 pm
i joined in March(I think) of this year. did I push your schizophrenic b***on just then? ^_^
guest818 - June 3, 2015, 5:05 pm
i joined in September of 2012. did I push your schizophrenic b***on just then? ^_^
guest818 - June 3, 2015, 4:29 pm
who?
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 3, 2015, 4:20 pm
I'm sorry if you don't like my honesty, Cthulthu, I like your lies, they crack me up. ^.^
guest818 - June 3, 2015, 3:21 pm
I’m sorry if you don’t like my honesty, EMMa. In fairness, I like your lies. they crack me up. ^.^
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 3, 2015, 3:02 pm
"I'm not a liberal" bwahahahahaha
guest818 - June 3, 2015, 2:58 pm
"I've never been angry on this site." Mwhaha
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 3, 2015, 2:45 pm
of course, I could be wrong and the reason that you people use the "your but.tons were pushed" is lack of vocabulary or intelligence to offer up a substantial debate.
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 3, 2015, 2:41 pm
simple comments; and the inability to distinguish between someone who is rolling on the floor laughing at comments here and someone who gets frustrated and can only respond with "your but.tons were pushed"
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 3, 2015, 2:40 pm
Just because you are convinced that you can get under someone's skin doesn't make it so. I've never been angry on this site. I laugh my b*** off at the stupidity exhibited by certain people here; their lack of debate skills; their inability to comprehend
guest818 - June 3, 2015, 10:44 am
get a thicker skin. if you want others not to think you're an angry fella, telling others to "play in traffic" is not the way to do it. it's your bitter insecurity that tempts others to tease you for it. As if right on cue today, you proved my point ^.^
guest818 - June 3, 2015, 10:33 am
all "you have" is trolling, anger and personal rivarlies. someone needs to make the most of your sorry @$$ bitterness, and have fun with it. can't say it's not amusing. my political affiliation is the Freedom Front Plus by the way. who said Im "liberal"?
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 3, 2015, 10:02 am
that's all you have? Can't come up with anything witty? No, just say someone's but.tons were pushed because ... liberals ... that's why.lololololol
guest818 - June 3, 2015, 5:19 am
looks like EMMa's bu.ttons were pushed again
OTC - June 2, 2015, 9:08 pm
Thought it would be reasonable to infer I was talking about MMCC
fauxnews - June 2, 2015, 6:46 pm
you said, (OP#76715) "oh, yeah, one final thing before I 'close this out'"...........So, you're done now? (re: to #76711)
rebeccaolsen - June 2, 2015, 6:10 pm
...It would appear that most people aren't buying it either. But props on coming cleaning, ma'am. I figured you and your spokeswoman were working on a script :)
rebeccaolsen - June 2, 2015, 6:10 pm
At least you have the dignity to finally admit it, OTC :D Are you sure, though, that "people will believe it?" You said you think most people "certainly do" when it is comes to the show you are repeating for us again and again. I dunno about that...
OTC - June 2, 2015, 5:43 pm
Repeat a lie often enough, and people will believe it. They certainly do
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 2, 2015, 4:57 pm
because it sums you up perfectly.
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 2, 2015, 4:57 pm
Oh, yeah, one final thing before I close this out. If you want to see how others see your "debate" tactics. just google http://www.ijreview.com/2014/01/105321-8-things-liberals-avoid-honest-debate-science/
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 2, 2015, 4:46 pm
traffic like a good little boy.


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